But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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