I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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