Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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