i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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