Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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