The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You ate ashes out of my bong
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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