After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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