I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I love you.
Bad choice
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