HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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