Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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