hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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