What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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