Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Be still, my beating vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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