I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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