I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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