For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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