Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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