it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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