I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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