we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just found puke in my bra..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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