the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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