he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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