the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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