At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
