Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..