My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?