He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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