brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard