i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina