Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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