please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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