I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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