I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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