I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do vagina's smell?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
