if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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