He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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