Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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