So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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