Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
