ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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