I'll bet she douches with gravy.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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