There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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