you win again, gameday.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
True college students do jello shots in the library
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