last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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