have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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