His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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