You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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