4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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