So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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