So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She tied me up with her honor cords...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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