i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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