I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
