OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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