Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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