Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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