i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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