Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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